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A Trailer Park Christmas
Photos by Kevin "MOONSHINE" Stillman
Commentary by Grant "GOD!!!" Berkland
Drunkeness by All
This page is simply a photo page, which collects a series of photos
taken in the infamous celebrity hangout/party hotspot which is Agent:C.H.A.D.'s trailer. They were taken a few days
after X-Mas in the fine city of Emmetsburg. We're all truly sorry about how unattractive we are.
The fine folks at Tripod.Lycos.com (BASTARDS!) made me create
a whole new profile so as to host this page, claiming that I didn't have enough storage space on the old site. Well,
I raped their sister with a plow (plough), just to show 'em. To return to the original site, just click HERE.
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| Now I remember why I don't bring black people with me to Emmetsburg... |
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| Chad's glare is enough to drive any man to drink... |
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| RUN!!! He's got the CRAZY EYES! |
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| Emmetsburg's Finest... |
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| GodDAMN, do I miss Great Dragon Buffet... |
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| During the course of the festivities, a minor argument erupts over whether Chad will let Kevin live. |
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| Move over, Ron Jeremy, there's a NEW MUSTACHE in town... |
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| The Agent lives out all possible fantasies at once. Lucky Devil... |
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| GOD!!! : The next Vanna White? |
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| Good people. Salt of the Earth, and all that... |
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| Well, I'll be...I didn't know until just now that I was a GHOST! Hmm. |
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| Who the hell IS that guy, anyway...? |
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| GOD!!! and the Agent attempt to achieve hitherto-unprecedented levels of gropeage. |
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| STONE FUCKING SOBER. |
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| The Eternal Struggle Continues (2007) |
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| DRUNK? No! Well...DrunkISH... |
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| Damn, that's a good wafer... |
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| N!k and GOD!!! put aside their differences to celebrate ALCOHOLISM. |
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| "GRANT! PUT DOWN THE BEER!" "NO!!! I'LL KILL MYSELF FIRST!!!" |
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| N!k rudely ignores Grant's insightful dissection of the psychology of UHW. |
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| Seconds after this was taken, a full-on lovefest broke out. Kevin was asked to leave. |
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| Mutual Patchy Beard Appreciation. |
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| Ireland is SO FUCKING GLAD you're not still there, Mr. 'SHINE. |
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| Not sure, but I seem to be telling a rollicking sailing story... |
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| FIGHT THE THREAT OF HUNGER IN THE MIDWEST! |
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| Apparently, Kevin was under the misapprehension that Nik's head was a rock'n'roll show. |
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| An awkward silence takes over the room as Chris once again claims to be WHITE. |
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